Last updated: 05.04.2026 - 13:54.38
Dr. Martian is the leading Mars researcher and English-speking academic.
His work researching why humans should go to Mars has played a crucial role in modern Earthly politics.
For all things Mars, humans have been seeking the knowledge of Dr. Martian for decades.
Finally, after years of waiting, Dr. Martian has decided to start a website to share his work with everyone.
Dr. Martian attended many schools and institutions during his time as a student.
The most prestigious include:
And now, a note from Dr. Martian about his life:
Since I was a young Martian, I always knew I wanted to share the beauty of Mars with everyone.
Growing up as the eldest child of the purest branch of the Martian family has giving me many opportunities to help
everyone I can. I would like to extend a very warm gratitude to the Humans from Earth for being so kind to my relatives
when we landed on Earth to spread the beauty of Mars across the Solar System. The Americans kindly taught my family the
joys of Capitalism and we quickly fell in love with the wondurous economic system it brought about.
I am very greatful that my years of work will began to be displayed here, on drmartiansmartianresearch.neocities.org.
May 4th, 2026
Today, I was introduced to Star Wars, a wonderful series of movies made by the Earthlings about space travel.
If you are yet to watch any of them, I highly recommend watching some as soon as possible, especially if you can today.
May the Fourth be with you!
February 4th, 2026
With pleasure, I had the opportunity for an interview with a fellow Martian. For privacy reasons, I will
refer to them as Houlse.They claimed that Mars was not cool,
which is obviously false. The Martian
economy is thriving andI personally am very gratefull to be able to go to University as a profesor and
teach my fellow Martians the ways of American and Martian life.
December 23rd, 2025
Christmas is a truly touching time for myself and the capitalists around Earth's Globe. Being able experience
the joys of Santa Claus and the glee of carolers on the door step makes winter such a magical occasion here.
November 27th, 2025
Thanksgiving is a crucial time in the American year. It represents the successes of complete colonization and,
the true beauty of the American spirit. This year, I am grateful to host my first Thanksgiving, here on Mars,
as the new head of the Martian Family. Of course, it is a remorsful time for the Martian people as many of them
are finding it difficult to adapt to the new life style--it's already been seventy years! When will my beloved,
fellow Martians finally understand the beauty of what my familly has brought back for them.